What Doctor Seuss Would Say About Today.
America the great, America the grand
America — the brave and the free call their land
A place where your dreams just about come true
A place where you can be unreservedly you
The land of the statue of the lady in green
Standing tall like a beacon ‘gainst the skyscraper scene
The place where a castle is run by a mouse
Who happens to have timeshares in a crazy clubhouse
There are athletes who are surpassed by none of the rest
Tennis stars, boxers, King 23 on a chest
And let’s not forget that talent needs brains
RIP Stevie Hawking, you gave us so many gains
But although the Old Blue is the top of the stack
I’ve gotten word that it’s being led by an orange faced wack — -
Oh dear! Oh me! Oh hootily hoo!
America, just what the hell is wrong with you?
You listened as this man claimed he grabbed them by the puss
You watched as The Russian made him seize up like a wuss
You watched and you watched and you continued watching more
Then promptly voted the Cheeto through the White House Door
